The Cosmic Productivity Method

Astology for Overachievers. Systems for the Soul

Optimize Your Life with Personalized Productivity using Human Design, Astrology, and Behavior Science

For too long, productivity has been weaponized against us to make us feel shame, worthless without output, and seeking gold stars at the expense of our souls.

You were taught that if the routine wasn’t working, you were the problem.

You were taught that you just need to ‘get your shit together’ one more time and you’ll find success.

I believed all that too.
Until I didn’t.

After my breaking point, I started this business to help other women who are white-knuckling their way through life.

And now, after 5+ years of coaching, a background in behavior change science, and finally integrating the woo and embracing the productivity witch I used to keep private, I know:

Productivity isn’t about doing the most. It’s about doing what matters most.
And the only way to make that happen?
You have to make it personal.

That’s exactly what happens inside The Cosmic Productivity Method.

This is for the woman who

Is smart, driven, and deeply self-aware — the kind of women who’s read every book, tried every system, and still feels like something’s missing.

Is curious about astrology, Human Design, and energy cycles, and starting to see that her chart might hold more truth than any productivity planner ever has.
Is tired of being praised for how much she can carry instead of who she is (is tired of caring about the praise from others at all!)
Is over the “get more done in less time” bullshit — she’s realizing the hacks, habits, and hustle have only left her exhausted and disconnected.
Wants to reach her goals (not the ones she thinks she should have) without burning herself out or abandoning herself in the process
Wants to be the Main Character of her life by driving her story and making intentional choices
Is braving a sense of control over her time, energy, and emotions — but wants it to feel gentle, feminine, and fun, not rigid or forced.
Is balancing a lot — career, home, relationships, motherhood — and quietly wondering when it’s her turn.
Is ready to invest in herself because she knows she’s meant for more ease, alignment, and freedom.
Excited by the idea of personal growth as an experiment, not a performance — a space where she gets to play, test, and evolve without judgment.
You’re ready to feel less overwhelmed and more in control of your time

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What the Cosmic Method delivers

A 12-month, experiment-based group program that blends science-backed behavior change strategies with personalized, soulful tools like Human Design, astrology, and the Enneagram.

We’ll redesign your routines, rituals, and goals to fit your energy, your values, and your real life—so you can get things done, rebuild your self-trust, and stay consistent.

In six months, you will:

Shred the “shoulds.” Identify and release beliefs, habits, and commitments that drain you.
Experiment on purpose. Test small, weekly shifts that show you what works for you. Everything is an experiment, so you can’t fail. You’re finding out what works.
Learn how to build personalized routines and plans to reach your goals using:
- Behavior Change Science → so your new habits stick
- Human Design → so you work with your natural energy, not against it
- Astrology → so your routines reflect your personal motivations, emotional needs, and strengths
Step into Main Character Energy. Craft your days, build your routines and rituals, and strive for goals that serve the woman you’re becoming.
More time for what matters most. By month 3, reclaim 5–10 hours per week via personalized routines

No feeling like a failure when waking up at 4 am doesn’t work for you, no shame spirals when a goal no longer feels aligned. We use science-backed coaching, soulful rituals, and lean on a community of women rewriting the rules together.

Lets Get Woo

“I now work 8-9 hour days, 5 days a week! 🎉 I feel more confident in my ability to take on new clients, I can identify when I'm not being productive and change course, and I can communicate my boundaries and needs with myself and my teams more effectively. I am not working weekends and since starting this 8 week program I've read 10 books (for fun!)”

“I now have a very deep understanding of where certain procrastination comes from, and step by step ways to break through procrastination and maximize the use of my time. My inboxes in both my professional and personal setting are also much more manageable!”

Why I built this

I spent most of my life following the rules and doing extra credit for good measure.
I learned early that being “the best” earned me safety, love, and belonging. So I built an entire identity around achievement: the girl who never missed a deadline, who stayed busy, who looked like she had it all together.

I masked for years — becoming whoever the person in front of me needed me to be. I graduated with a degree in engineering even though I didn’t want to, because it was what was expected of me. I built my career climbing the ladder in the corporate and nonprofit worlds, measuring my worth by my output.

I loved productivity — but I weaponized it.
Every planner, every system, every morning routine. And when I couldn’t stick to them, I made it mean something was wrong with me.

Rest felt lazy. Flexibility felt a failure.
And “balance” felt like something women on TV got to have.

Then motherhood cracked that entire identity open.
I loved my son, but I hated how easily resentment crept in when I was trying to be everything for everyone. I didn’t want to resent my work or my kid, but I also didn’t know who I was without the next achievement.

That was my breaking point — and the beginning of something completely new.

“I achieved because that was what was expected of me. So my achievements were things to check off, not things to celebrate.”

What makes this different

Well, for starters, I’m not going to force anyone to pretend they are a “5 am girlie," and templates are a waste of time…

🪐 No planner required.
You don’t need another color-coded system you’ll abandon in three weeks. You need to understand your rhythms, your energy, and how to build systems that honor both. (Seriously, my to-do list is a recycled half-sheet of printer paper)

⚡ Built for chaos.
If your productivity only works when life is perfect—it doesn’t work. We design for the mess (like when your kid wakes up 4 times overnight), not around it.

💫 Behavior science meets astrology + human design.
We combine evidence-based strategies with your cosmic blueprint so you can understand how you naturally focus, recharge, and create.

🔥 Personal, not performative.
There’s no right or wrong way here. There’s only your way—the one you’ll actually stick with because it was built for you.

💥 A year-long lab.
This isn’t a “finish the module and move on” kind of program. It’s a space to experiment, refine, and integrate—until your routines become rituals that hold you, even when everything else is falling apart.

What you’ll learn + do

This isn’t a course. It’s a lab. We’re experimenting, tweaking, and building a system around you.

The 4-Phase Framework:

Phase 1: Burn It Down

Identify and release the beliefs, stories, and systems that no longer serve.

What are you holding on to just to be “good”? What can you finally let go of?

Phase 2: The Messy Middle

Run experiments using your Human Design, astrology, and values to find rhythms that work.

Set real goals. Test new systems. Trust your data—and your body.

Phase 3: Create Rituals and Routines

Turn what works into rhythms you can stick with.
Design a life that reflects your goals and your energy, without needing to overhaul everything.

Phase 4: Main Character Energy: Activated

Have a deeper understanding of who you are, what lights you up, and what brings you joy. Write your own story so you can step into the version of you who honors her time, her priorities, and her pace.

Ready for my Main Character Energy

How the experiments work

This is what sets this group apart from any other productivity course you could take!

In the Cosmic Productivity Method, I don’t hand you a strict routine or a cliche home system and say, “Good luck.”
I guide you through small experiments designed to help you figure out what actually works for you.

Each week, you’ll:

Pick from a list of 50+ experiments (or design your own) that test your relationship with time, your work style, what habits will support your goals, your energy, and more
Get coaching to identify what’s working and what’s not (and why!)
Complete reflection prompts in your workbook to help you gather your own data—what felt good, what didn’t, what you want to keep tweaking

The beauty of an experiment is that it CANNOT FAIL because you’re gathering data. OK, that didn’t work - what else can I try? It’s about getting curious.

For example:

✨ If you’re a Generator who feels constantly drained, your experiment might involve energy check-ins to track when you're working with your energy vs. pushing past it.

✨ If your astrology chart shows a packed 6th house, we’ll help you test structure vs. spontaneity in your routines.

✨ If you're an Enneagram 3, your experiment might help you separate goal-setting from external validation.

✨ Or maybe you’re just feeling stuck—we’ll help you test a “minimum viable ritual” to get back into motion without the guilt.

We test, tweak, and repeat.

Each experiment is intentionally small so you can try out new routines and habits without flipping your life upside down.

The goal is to build new routines and systems that evolve with you.

And by the end of the Lab, you’ll have:

Tried dozens of micro-shifts
Collected real data on your energy, motivation, and results
Designed your own sustainable rhythm that feels like relief instead of restriction

What’s inside

Weekly Live Coaching Calls —Thursdays · 1 pm ET / 10 am PT. In these calls, we’ll have hot coaching to personalize your productivity plan, dig into rituals that fit into your life, and reflect on your experiments.
The Cosmic Productivity Method Framework — self-paced modules to complement the workbook based on Neuroscience, personalized productivity, and developing a deeper understanding of who you are to design season-proof routines.
Slack Space — A community of smart, intentional women experimenting right beside you and getting the coaching, support, and accountability that helps you reach your goals.
The Cosmic Productivity Method Workbook — Step-by-step experiment tracker, reflection prompts, and belief-busting exercises.

Ready to Experiment

It will be uncomfy…

At first, it might feel disorienting—letting go of the systems that made you feel safe, what you see 20 year old influencers say you ‘should’ do every morning, what your mom said about rest..
You’ll unlearn the addiction to “busy.” You’ll admit some truths out loud (like maybe you don’t want the promotion?)
You’ll experiment instead of overachieve.

Then something shifts.

You start waking up without anxiety gnawing at your chest.
You get more done in less time—but it feels effortless, not forced. (this is a productivity program after all!)
You build systems that fit your energy, not your guilt (even if you’re Irish Catholic 🙃).
You stop ghosting yourself when things get messy.
You start trusting your own rhythm again.

You’ll finally experience what it feels like to live a life that works with you, not against you—
and you’ll reach goals you used to only talk about, because you finally built the foundation to sustain them.

And After?

You’ll be the woman who:

Doesn’t crumble when things go off-plan
Can rest without guilt and act without overthinking
Knows her worth without needing constant proof
Makes decisions from intuition, not anxiety
Has a personalized system that supports her in every season
Hits her goals without burning herself out trying to prove she can
Embraces her inner mystic/witch/love of woo

You’ll stop managing your time like a man and start mastering your energy like a goddess.
You’ll stop proving to everyone that you can get shit done and start leading yourself to your dream life.

You’ll look around one day and realize—this isn’t a “productive” life.
It’s an aligned, wildly successful one.

Investment

Pay in Full: $6,500

12 Monthly Payments: $542

Joining Now

The Cosmic Productivity Method is open enrollment. Join anytime to get immediate access to the course, Slack channel, coaching calls, and workbook.

I can’t wait to work with you!

I’m Chelsey— a productivity witch, behavior change strategist, recovering overachiever, Leo sun with a Pieces moon and Libra rising. So yes, I will hype you up and then build you a gorgeous plan to back it up.

I used to be exactly where you are.

The straight-A student who built her whole identity around doing things “right.”
Biomedical engineering degree, MBA, nonprofit career, calendar so tight it could choke you.

For most of my life, I chased gold stars. Straight As. Overachieving. Never resting. I thought success meant doing everything right and more than everyone else.

I was the poster child for high-functioning burnout. Such a millennial cliché…

And for a long time, I believed that being exhausted meant I was doing it right—that my worth was measured by how much I could juggle.

Then I had my son.
And suddenly, 5 AM wakeups, mom life, and a demanding career collided with my obsession with structure—and everything broke.

So I did what I’d been trained to do: I experimented.

I used my background in systems and behavior design… and paired it with astrology, human design, and energy work (because #witch).
I stopped trying to “fix” myself and started studying myself.
And what came out of it changed everything.

I built a business, a rhythm, and a life that actually works for me.
One where I still reach my goals—but without sacrificing myself to do it.

That’s what I want for you, too.

When I’m not coaching or creating personalized productivity for my clients, you’ll find me: