You’ve made being “productive” your whole personality.
And now you’re looking for a new way to get shit done
I know you’re just… tired of always looking like you have it together while secretly feeling overwhelmed, distracted, and a little resentful of your own calendar (or worse, your kids or your family).
In my world, you’re going to learn to get more shit done…we can always get shit done. But the real reason you’re here is to stop lying to yourself about what’s actually getting in the way.
Because you’ve done everything right. You’ve read the books. You’ve color-coded the calendar. You’ve tried the 5 a.m. routine, the batching system, the bullet journal. And yet—your life still feels like one long game of saying ‘things will settle down next week.’
That’s BS, and you know it.
But, I get it. I built my entire identity on doing it “right,” too—until I realized the system was never designed for women like us AND I didn’t want to be part of the ‘system’ at all!
Welcome, you are outgrowing the version of productivity you were taught to live by and ready to create personalized systems, informed by the stars, that work for you (no matter the chaos you’re in).
You want your time to feel like yours.
You want systems that fit your energy, not ones that expect you to operate like a man.
You want to reach meaningful goals without having to sacrifice your health, your relationships, or your sanity to get there.
And if we’re being honest?
You want to feel more present in your own damn life — not just plowing through checklists on autopilot.
I’m Chelsey — productivity witch, recovering “good girl” overachiever, and big believer that your routines should fit you, not the other way around.
After years of chasing gold stars, promotions, and “look how much I can handle” badges, I realized I’d built my life around other people’s definitions of success. So I burned it all down — and rebuilt my version of productivity using a mix of Human Design, astrology, and behavioral change science.
Now, I help high-achieving women who are tired of doing everything “right” run real-life experiments with their time, energy, and habits, incorporating astrology, Human Design, and behavior science—so they can create productivity systems that are sustainable and help them achieve their goals.
If you’re ready to…
Feel less stressed and more in control of your time
Set and reach goals that matter to you
Build routines that adapt to your seasons, not fight them
Stop performing success and start living it
…then welcome. You belong here.
Work with Me
The Cosmic Productivity Method
(12-month group coaching, $6,500)
Perfect for: The woman who’s smart, driven, and self-aware — the one who’s tried every productivity hack and still feels like something’s missing. She’s curious about astrology, Human Design, and energy cycles, and she’s realizing her chart makes more sense than any planner ever has. She’s tired of chasing “more” and ready to feel grounded, aligned, and in control of her time, energy, and emotions — but in a way that feels gentle, feminine, and fun. She’s balancing work, home, motherhood, self-growth and craving permission to slow down, experiment, and redefine success on her own terms.
Weekly experiments + community support to reclaim your time, power & self-worth
Redefine Productivity Course
(Self-paced, 5-module course, $157)
Perfect for: DIY-ers ready to ditch hustle hacks and build a season-proof schedule
Neuroscience-backed lessons + templates to design days that feel free, not frantic and redefine success and productivity for yourself