The Shit Show Success System

From 9-5’er to Dream Business Entrepreneur: A Coaching Program for Moms Who Want to Start Their Dream Business with Skills They Already Have.

The Only System That Understands that You’re Too Busy to Waste Time

What if your day was filled with intention, productivity, and

—dare we say—

joy?

Are you a busy mom, dreaming of launching a business, but instead, you’re juggling work, family, and a never-ending to-do list?

You’re not alone.

In a world where schedules are chaotic and personal time is scarce, it’s easy to feel like you’re constantly playing catch-up.

You dream of being the CEO of a business doing something you LOVE, but with everything else going on you been inconsistent, uninspired, and frustrated.

You’re not sure where to start because a quick Google search for “how to start a business” made you feel crazy overwhelmed.

What if you had a step-by-step checklist and a coach to answer your questions, provide feedback, and help you build a life and business you love?

Welcome to The Shit Show Success System

This isn’t just another business course. It’s a complete lifestyle overhaul that will help you:

  • Start and launch your business in 6 months using skills you’ve learned from your 9-5, a step-by-step guide, and personal coaching every step of the way.

  • Build a business you love by starting with the foundations (so don’t worry if your Instagram isn’t ‘pretty enough’ yet!).

  • Change how you think about time and your goals using science-backed strategies for behavior change (and make changes that will last forever).

  • Balance work, family, and personal time without feeling like you’re sacrificing one for the other.

  • Stay organized and on top of your game even when life throws you curveballs.

This program is your ticket to transforming chaos into calm, surrounded by inspiring moms who get it. We’ll laugh, we’ll cry, and most importantly, you’ll conquer.

Why this Program Works

I get it. I struggled for years trying to Google and template my way to reach my goals and start my business. I felt like I was building the airplane while it was flying, constantly changing my mind, wasting time, and feeling like a failure.

That’s why I created The Shit Show Success System. Because how you build your business should be as personal as how you like your coffee.

In 6 months I help you create and launch your dream business with a:

  • Step-by-Step Framework: Use my step-by-step checklist to help you build your business from the ground up. We’ll start with the skills you have from your 9 - 5 (because you’re not starting from scratch, mama!) And then we’ll focus on your schedule and routines before working on the foundations of your business, creating life-aligned offers, and designing a marketing plan that gets you results without driving you crazy.

  • Self-Paced Course: The course is your go-to resource for leveling up your productivity, regardless of your experience. You must make time for your goals, so I teach you to save 10+ hours a week! Then, we dive into business-building strategies.

  • Bi-Monthly Group Coaching Calls: Stay on track with regular live sessions tailored to address your specific life and business challenges. This is where I will answer your questions with my expertise as a certified life coach, business coach, and behavioral change specialist.

  • Exclusive Slack Community: Connect with like-minded women navigating the same challenges. Share wins, swap stories, and build lifelong friendships. Nothing is too personal or unimportant. Need to vent before you get back on the wagon? We’re here for you! Need to celebrate your win? Let’s pop the champagne!

  • Guest Experts: Learn from top-tier professionals in various fields to enrich your personal and professional life.

Tell me about this checklist…🤔

Having a step-by-step checklist to start your business is essential while juggling a full-time job, kids, and everything else life throws at you. Let’s be real: you've probably tried Googling your way through this whole "start a business" thing, only to end up with 47 tabs open and no clue where to begin. Sound familiar? Yeah, I thought so.

This checklist is not just another thing to add to your never-ending to-do list — it’s your roadmap actually to making your business dreams happen. In each phase, you’ll learn how to adjust to your already busy life, carve out the time you actually need, and focus on building the foundations (because spoiler: if you don’t, everything else crumbles). No more guessing. No more “just winging it.” You’ll know exactly what to do when to do it, and why it’s going to work.

And the best part? You'll be building your business while also showing the world (and yourself) that yes, you can do it all — with a plan.

Phase 1: Corporate Skills to Business Vision

  • Transfer corporate skills and experiences to establish a clear business foundation.

Phase 2: Goal Setting & Focused Time Management

  • Set up time and priority management systems that complement a busy lifestyle (motherhood, business, and 9-5)

Phase 3: Building a Lean Business Foundation

  • Establish the critical foundations without overcomplicating.

Phase 4: Lean Offer Development and Early Launch

  • Develop a minimum viable product (MVP) to launch with ease.

Phase 5: Client Attraction and Selling Strategy

  • Create a SIMPLE marketing plan that leverages social proof and online presence.

Phase 6: CEO Days & Mindset Shifts 

  • Establish CEO days to set and review goals and mange your business to support long-term growth.

By the end of this program, you will have a launch-ready business built on a step-by-step framework that’s manageable within your current job and family commitments.

4. Accountability and Camaraderie:  Achieving goals is so much easier when you’re not doing it alone (see above!). With our regular group coaching calls and vibrant Slack community, you’ll have the support and accountability you need to stay on track, even when life gets chaotic. I’m not going to let you fall off and forget about you. I’m going to pop in and check on you regularly. If you don’t want someone asking on you - this isn’t the group for you! 

5. More Time for What Matters: Finally, you’ll have the tools to reclaim your time, so you can focus on what really matters to you—whether that’s quality time with your family, advancing in your career, or simply taking care of yourself. No more feeling guilty for taking time for you. You deserve it, and with The Shit Show Success System, you’ll make it happen.

What You'll Gain:

Picture this: You wake up each morning with a clear plan, ready to conquer your day with confidence and purpose. The Shit Show Success System isn’t just about your business—it’s about transforming how you feel about your life, your time, and yourself so you can reach your dreams.

1. Build and Launch Your Business: No more daydreaming about starting your dream business. Imagine the satisfaction of ticking off your checklist and seeing real progress fast. ( I know you’re impatient - I am too! Good things come to those who wait, my ass; Good things come to those who do the work!)

2. Balance Without the Burnout: Yes, you can help with the kids’ homework, fucking crush that work meeting, and still find time for a run or a good book. It’s the dream all women have been sold- but really, you just want to be present and fully engaged in both your professional and personal lives and have space for your dream without feeling overwhelmed or stretched too thin. Girl, I got you.

3. A Community That Gets You: I’m going to be honest with you: it’s hard to make friends as an adult, and I love making friends 😅In this group, you’re going to connect with a tribe of inspiring women who are on the same journey, and we’re going to laugh and cry together. You’re not here to have casual connections—these are friendships forged in the fires of shared struggles and triumphs. Together, you’ll cheer each other on, share advice, and hold each other accountable, making your success all the more sweet.

What People Are Saying

“Working with Chelsey is an investment your future self will thank you for. Finding pockets of time in your day and being more productive while worrying/stressing less is more than just freeing up your schedule.”

— Ashley M. @Lifepurelynourished

“Having Chelsey as a coach is great because she can pull you back from being too close to it all and show you where there is room for change and organization that can be hard to implement when everything is staring you in the face. Having her insight and expertise on your side is invaluable.”

— Liz G. @lizgray.design

“The opportunity to take the time to evaluate with a professional what I was struggling with and then get practical action items that I could apply was really helpful. I loved the session on how to clear your inbox, that was so helpful and things I never knew before.”

— Sarah T.

“I feel more confident in my ability to take on new clients, I can identify when I'm not being productive and change course, and I can communicate my boundaries and needs with myself and my teams more effectively. I am not working weekends and since starting this program and I've read 10 books (for fun!). Chelsey easily met me where I was, didn't judge me when I opened up about flaws, and made me feel valued from day one.”

— Britt L. @new_altitudes

FAQs

 

  • The Shot Show Success System is $1,989 for the course and 6 months of bi-monthly coaching calls.

  • Add one month of calls (four 60-minute) for $750.

  • Live coaching calls are every other Wednesday at 12 pm and 8:30 pm EST. You can come to one or both calls!

    Each call will be recorded so you can listen on the go.

  • I get it; you have a ton on your plate!

    If you participate in everything fully (coaching and implementation of your step-by-step business checklist), it’ll be ~2 - 3 hours weekly. Replays of the group calls are always available if you also need to catch up on the go.

  • Of course! I want you to be 100% sure this is the right program for you! Schedule a time to chat on my calendar here or reach out to me on Instagram!

  • To learn more about my 1:1 coaching package and sign up for a free consultation, click here.

  • No, refunds are not available for this coaching program. However, if you show up and do the work, I'll work with you until your business is launched!

    I’m committed to providing you with the best possible experience and support throughout the program. I encourage you to fully engage and take advantage of all the resources and coaching provided. Your success is my priority, and I’m here to help you every step of the way.

    If you have any concerns or questions during the program, please don't hesitate to reach out.

 

About Your Coach

My name is Chelsey Newmyer and I’m here to be your entrepreneur guide/cheerleader/coach/biz bestie.

I started this business while working a 9 - 5 job, and I was fed up with the advice I was reading everywhere. Everyone was already full-time in their business. They didn’t understand the time limitations, the awkward conversation with your boss about your ‘side hustle’, or how I had to focus on what made the biggest impact. I didn’t have time to ‘experiment’ and I was overwhelmed by Googling.

Not only am I a business coach, a certified life coach, and a certified behavioral change specialist, but I’m an expert in time management and productivity. So, the first thing we’ll do together is create a personalized set of tools to ensure you are using your limited time effectively and ensure you are working on the right things at the right time to help you reach your goals.

THEN we' dive in building your business with a strong foundation.

I have an undergraduate degree in biomedical engineering (so my brain is all systems), an MBA, and certification in behavioral change.

I’m a military spouse, a new momma, and currently living in Kitsap County, WA!